16 thoughts on “Dilute Urine To Pass Drug Test

  1. How to pass a drug test a day after smoking marijuana ?
    If i smoke today and i have a day before my drug test, whats a quick method to pass an at home drug test. If i diluted the sample with 30ml of clorox liquid bleach would that have me test positive?
    This is just a what if thing, not actually going to happen.

    • Time is the only thing that can ehlp you to pass a drug test.

      Marijuana has a half-life in your system. How long it takes to leave your system depends on how much you smoke. But the time maxes out at around 45 days. One smoking session for someone with a clean system takes about 3-4 days to be clean. Smoke 2 days later and then have to wait about a week, and so on. The time it will take roughly doubles every time you smoke until it maxes at about 45 days to be clean. So if you are maxed out and you wait about 2 weeks and then smoke again, you’re basically back to 45 days.
      Marijuana can be detected in urine for nearly a week after smoking. Blood tests can be more accurate, and it might take a month to be totally clear. Hair tests show every drug ever taken when that hair was growing – this is why you see so many drug addicts with shaved heads or buzz cuts, by the way. Also by the way: taking laxatives and drinking wacky chemicals won’t “cheat” a drug test. It will just make you go to the bathroom! These drug tests are designed by experts who anticipate what the drug user might do.

      Be very careful of “remedies” for getting around drug tests. They flat out do not work and could do damage to your body.

  2. How accurate are at home drug tests?
    I bought a at home drug test and passed it. I had a real drug test for work today and was wondering how accurate a at home one is. And does diluting your urine matter? Because I didn’t dilute the one for work. And the drug test was for THC

    I took 2 hits of a joint Sunday and had the test today.

    I passed the at home one.

    • No one ever wants to hear this, but I’m going to be straight with you.

      Not all jobs require drug testing. If you feel that you MUST smoke pot, then you have to change jobs.

      If you want to keep any job that does random drug testing, then you MUST stop doing illegal drugs.

      It’s your choice. It’s not a pleasant choice, but there it is…

  3. How long will it take me to pass my drug test?
    I’m kinda curios to know how long it would take me to pass my drug test. I smoke weed once every week. Does anyone know how long it will take me to pass a urine drug test? I’m getting tested in about 2-3 weeks. I workout 4/7 days of the week, im 5’4 125 pounds, if that has to do with anything. Also if i ever smoke, i usually only do about 1-5 hits from a bowl.

    • A lot of people are hook up on drugs and they seem to find It extremely impossible to stay off such drugs, and when it comes to the issue of trying to pass a drug test, the first thing that comes to mind is the use of some Blockers, strippers, masking agents and spiking agents, all these drug test passing chemicals are available as OTC drugs which can be used in several ways to hide the through identity of a testing sample.

      While masking agents, blockers, strippers and spiking agents only work for urine and saliva drug tests, they do not offer any kind of help when it comes to drug hair tests, follicle hair test or hair strand tests, hence there are needs to make use of some conventional means of passing such tests.

      If you are going for an emergency drug test, you can make use of a dilution method in which you either use warm water or a solution like a green tea to dilute and reduce the concentration of the drug metabolite in your sample. Dilution may not b effective in passing any drug test that will be conducted after few hours or days because most companies will test for dilution and if the drug test is not conducted immediately, don’t bother to dilute, rather you should use a masking agent which will hide the presence of such metabolites.

  4. How long does nicotine stay in a person’s urine?
    I have to take a drug test because this company doesn’t hire smokers. Do you believe that sh*t??? I smoke a pack a day, so how long would I have to stay “clean” to pass this drug test? Also, I plan on diluting my urine to lower its cannabis content; will that also hide nicotine use?

    • Sadly, this doesn’t surprise me. Get ready for the brave new world. It will always be disguised in; just looking for ways to reduce health insurance costs; or we’re just implementing this to protect the children; as your liberty is slowly chipped away.

      They are not testing for the nicotine itself for that gets metabolized quickly.

      They have a test that checks for metabolites your body produces when it takes in nicotine in any form. They set the levels high so there is virtually no way to fail test unless you are the primary smoker.

      Up to two to five days from last cigarette on the simple stick urine test, up to 7 to 10 days if they use the GC/MS, and up to 90 days if they use a hair follicle test.

      And yes; diluting your sample will lower levels of the nicotine metabolites they are searching for in your urine just like it will lower THC levels.

      But

      If they send sample to lab it’s going to be tricky; many labs are getting good at spotting a diluted sample.

      Some of these detox kits improve your chances of a pass by increasing creatinine levels etc., thus increasing the chance of fooling a lab into thinking it doesn’t have a diluted sample; but I’m guessing you already plan to take some form of detox since you are already trying to hide the weed in your system.

      Good Luck

      http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/nicotine/nicotine_testing.shtml

  5. What can you dilute your urine with to pass a drug test?
    I’m trying to decrease the chance of marijuana being found in my urine when I take a drug test for this job.

  6. Can you tell the difference between adult and infant pee to pass a drug test for a job. If both were same sex?
    have a chance for a great job but smoke marijuana and need to pass a drug test can he they tell the diffrence between adult and infant urine if both the same gender. I know it sound very bad but if i got the job whould help me and daughter. Dont know ANY clean females. Or can they tell from male and female if its just a drug test for a job?

    • They don’t do any DNA testing on urine, so the sex of the, uh, donor doesn’t matter. I agree that infant pee might have a different chemical makeup. Those drug tests are very sensitive.

      However, your main concern would be (besides collecting it ewww) the substitution. Most piss tests are monitored somewhat. They stand outside the stall to make sure that you are urinating instead of pouring something into the jar. You cannot bring anything into the stall. MOST IMPORTANTLY, they check the temperature of the sample. It’s hard to keep a smuggled bag of urine at body temperature.

      There are much better options. If you have a week or so, do some sweaty workouts. THC is stored in your fatty cells for up to thirty days as I’m sure you know. Like any other toxin, a good sweat will help flush it out. Go sit in a sauna. You should also drink an assload of water between now and the test.

      Finally, you should go to GNC or a vitamin store to get an herbal cleanser. They have stuff for piss tests. Start one as soon as possible. There is also a good one that you do the day of the test. You make a huge vat of tea and drink all of it plus water. You feel like you’re going to explode, but it’s worth it. When they ask if you’ve drank anything, say you worked out in the morning but haven’t had any water since then. Best case, you pass because the water masks the THC. Worst case, your urine sample will come back rejected for being too diluted. You almost always get to re-test. When they ask why it was dilute, you say, “Oh, gee whiz. Maybe I drank too much water after my workout.” You then buy a few precious days before the next test.

      Good luck. I think that it sucks that hard drugs leave the system in a few days, but pot stays around for 30. Who would make a better worker? A coke fiend or a recreational pot user?

  7. How accurate are at home drug tests?
    I bought a at home drug test and passed it. I had a real drug test for work today and was wondering how accurate a at home one is. And does diluting your urine matter? Because I didn’t dilute the one for work. And the drug test was for THC

    I took 2 hits of a joint Sunday and had the test today.

    I passed the at home one.

    • The home tests are fairly accurate, but not as accurate as the ones they do in a lab for work. You can pass the at home test and fail the work test. If the 2 hits were all you had in the last several weeks you may pass the work test.

  8. I have a randow drug test on monday and i have a question?
    I have to pass the drug test to get this good job. And its a pee test. And i have read that drinking tons of water the day before and taking a vitamin b pill to keep color to the diluted urine will pass me but my question is how will this work and will it work?

    • The drugs break down into things called metabolites. The urine goes under two tests. First a test called immunoassay which uses antigens and antibodies to test for the illegal chemicals. Then if that test is positive a second test using gas, light, and mass readings is used to double check and be positive that your urine has illegal substances. The color is irrelevant. Some people have clear urine and some have yellow urine. Drinking a lot of water will help. The good thing is that unless you are a heavy user most drugs leave the URINE in a few days. Except weed, if you are a heavy user then weed is in your system for a month.

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